My Official Farewell Letter

[J.Keyes]

To put it simply, your one of my closest and best friends. Even though I know you wont be 100% gone I will miss you a lot man. The past two years have been crazy for both of us with up and downs. But in the dark moments I could always count on you to be willing to argue the finer points of foreign policy and make up new words for people being stupid. What you have done for this unit and I is incalculable. I hope your happy in Japan, and I hope its everything you ever dreamed it would be. Just remember im always one phone call away. To end this admittedly sappy post I would like to quote one of the great philosophers of our time.

"GUYS I GOT A PLAN TO GET RID OF JOHNSON!"  - Unknown, 2018